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RUBBERNECKIAN Q & A

[The Neck leapfrogs to the podium, gesticulating wildly with a silent tongue. He suddenly focuses in on the power of speech}

"Fellow denizens of the Fringe, I ask of you - which is funnier: A or B?

January 31, 2006 in Rubberneckian Propaganda | Permalink | Comments (6) | TrackBack

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[The other New York Jew on the HCC - High Cock Council, for yee novices - strides to the podium, DVD in hand]

Look now God is trying the plausible denial-abilty tact. Very Nixionian! We got him scared. I mean, how can you impeach him if he wasn't there?

January 17, 2006 in Impeach God | Permalink | Comments (2) | TrackBack

THE BEDROOM WINDOW WAS LIKE SO MUCH MORE THAN A STEVE GUTTENBERG MOVIE

TEZ WRITES:

Dear friends,

I've written you in the past about my good friends at the neighboring Columbia dormitory I can see from my window. About a month or so ago, I reported that despite this being my first tit-free academic school year - I saw a girl pick her nose and eat it (and that it was equally satisfying).

Tonight, however, in the final seconds of my living here, I saw a 30 minute escapade of nude dorm room cleaning! It was really great - lots of tit rubbin' (both her and I) and mopping.

Then, to up the ante, the couple across from my kitchen went at it!  4 days left and the magical moment came right on time. Sadly, my concubine would not fuck me to this live porn - she said she knew I'd tell the story.

Cursed by expressiveness.

January 17, 2006 in TeZ | Permalink | Comments (2) | TrackBack