The Lunatic Fringe

THE LATEST TRILOGY

THE OTHER JEW SPEAKS: Damm! I shot my bitch. Then made him apologize Good to be the king! LOVE'S RETORT: veep's bloodthirst ... dick's hard just killing for killing's sake trophy wife is next TITAN SLIDES HOME: Undisclosed locale Quailtard lawyer in season Nigger hunt next time

CHENEY'S GOT A GUN

THE BACKSTOP SPEAKS: So I was the last caller on the Eskin show last week before a Sixers game. I listened on the way home and the entire show was about Cheney. In a text message poll, 65% thought he wasn't lying. I told Eskin that it's impossible for birdshot fired from a .28 gauge "ladies gun" to penetrate a man's heart at a distance of thirty yards. You can't even kill a bird at that distance with a .28. From what I understand, it's considered inhumane to shoot a bird at that distance - it stuns them, doesn't kill them. Hopefully, he continued to follow that lead on the next days show since the MSM has their head up their ass again. Stay tuned.

HUMP DAY INTROSPECTION

TEZ PROCLAIMS:

Big Zeus Floppy-Cock
Sweet nectar flowers blossom
Neohetero

ALL HAIL A NEW WORTHY, VOL. 183

And he shall be forever known as...The Backstop...

THE BACKSTOP SPEAKS:

This is what newspapers are in the business to do. We educate people, we inform them, we spark discussion. It is not only our profession, it is our obligation.

My letter to the editor:

The Inquirer claims they are in the business of educating people, informing them, sparking discussion.

Where were you when the Bush administration was manipulating intelligence and deceiving the world into supporting the invasion of Iraq?

Where were you when the first two prosecutors in the Abramoff scandal were removed from the case?

Where were you when two trillion dollars went "missing" from the Pentagon?

These should have been front page stories! The fact is, the scope of your coverage is woefully inadequate.

As far as the cartoons go, I guarantee you we will never see a cartoon image of Jesus brandishing an M-16 or using white phosphorus against civilians in Fallujah (spoofing people like General William Boykin), or one portraying the over 400-mile long wall being constructed by Israel in the same context as the Berlin Wall (which was four times smaller).

Those cartoons would inform and spark discussion as well. But we'll never see them printed in your "selectively satirical" publication. That would be offensive!

Sincerely, The Backstop

IF I COULD TURN BACK TIME...

THE OTHER Z SPEAKS:

Why didn't I think of this when I was a kid?

Fascinating...

AND THEY CALL HIM MISTACHUCK

THE LOVELY MAN SPEAKS: Okay, sometimes the server crashes and you have to reload. Sometimes the "fact" is lame. But man, some are incredible. Be sure to click the link to the Top 100 facts. The first is priceless. Lord, I can still hear his heartstopping speech from 1978's Good Guys Wear Black. Remember for a moment... And so as history slowly places it into some kind of perspective, a few things about the Vietnam War have become clear. It was a war that never should have begun, and a country we never should have entered. And as such, thousands of victims died without really understanding why, mainly because the reasons for the war were beyond any rules of logic. On Wednesday we'll sing patriotic songs and pretend I said none of the above. A true badass...and so far ahead of his time.