THE ECONOMIC SCARCITY OF THE ESKIMO HAIKU or HOW I STARTED MY SUNDAY or IS THAT FOLGER'S IN YOUR CUP?

[Rubberneck ruminates on the following declassified missive from the resident Mongollian] i've never not made wood on too much tequila...never tried prozac. shaving the taint is easy solo...it's all about squattin' and stretchin' it...i leave you w/ that thought of me for the weekend...mmmmm hairless taint squat [Taking a sip from his freshly stirred cup of Folgers, he unleashes what historically may go down as the first ever Eskimo-focused haiku] Skmomo imagery, The best part of wakin' up: "mmmmm hairless taint squat." [ED. NOTE: The interns are still verifying the "first ever" part]