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THE ECONOMIC SCARCITY OF THE ESKIMO HAIKU or HOW I STARTED MY SUNDAY or IS THAT FOLGER'S IN YOUR CUP?

Eskimo [Rubberneck ruminates on the following declassified missive from the resident Mongollian]

i've never not made wood on too much tequila...never tried prozac. shaving the taint is easy solo...it's all about squattin' and stretchin' it...i leave you w/ that thought of me for the weekend...mmmmm hairless taint squat

[Taking a sip from his freshly stirred cup of Folgers, he unleashes what historically may go down as the first ever Eskimo-focused haiku]

Skmomo imagery,
The best part of wakin' up:
"mmmmm hairless taint squat."

[ED. NOTE: The interns are still verifying the "first ever" part]

April 30, 2006 in Haiku | Permalink

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